John Cena performs "satanic" "humiliation" ritual

Having watched the so-called "ritual", I can say a few things about it:  1)  John Cena was wearing a skin-colored outfit that fully covered his genitals.  He was not naked; 2) Obviously, there was no wardrobe malfunction.  If there had been, Mr. Cena would have informed dressing room attendants of the problem, and the situation would have been resolved in a much less provocative manner; 3)  The fact that Mr. Cena wore the skin-colored body suit tells us that this was no accident.  If there were such an accident and he had worn the suit out of desperation, we would not have entered the stage in such a pre-planned manner as he did; 4) If there was a satanic ritual involved at the Oscars, it was not a humiliation ritual, it would more likely be a "I've got nothing to hide" or a "coming out" ritual, designed to promote in its viewers to "be yourselves", a.k.a. homosexual, bi-sexual, transgender, "minor attracted person", things like that; 5) Notice how John Cena seemingly naked, resembles the Oscar's statue itself.  Note also that the statue is gold in appearance.  This is in fashion after the statue Nebuchadnezzar king of Babylon made in the plain of Dura when he made an image of gold measuring 60 cubits by 6 cubits (90' x 9'); 6) Combined with this, the Oscars did not serve as a humiliation ritual, but more of a promotion ritual, with Mr. Cena being quietly but publicly promoted that he is now some form of deity; 7) In relation to the Oscars statue, note that it holds what is called a long sword in front of it.  While the image of a sword can represent the penis, the position of the sword is that of a person on guard duty.  Thus you may hear of Mr. Cena publicly speaking out against claims of a satanic humiliation ritual.  Regardless, the ritual involved was not a humiliation ritual, but a protection spell, meant to draw a person's attention elsewhere.  It is similar in nature to sleight of hand tricks and magic tricks used by Penn and Teller.

 Theory suggests that John Cena's Oscars skit was a Satanic ritual (msn.com)