Monday, August 6, 2012

Fw: Fwd: FW: Christian One Liners

Thought you would enjoy.
Hope everyone has a great day.
 
 
"On matters of style, swim with the current, on matters of principle, stand like a rock."
--Thomas Jefferson
 
 
Don't let your worries get the best of you;
Remember, Moses started out as a basket case.


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Some people are kind, polite, and sweet-spirited
Until you try to sit in their pews..


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Many folks want to serve God,

But only as advisers.

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It is easier to preach ten sermons

Than it is to live one.

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The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose,
But mosquitoes come close.


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When you get to your wit's end,
You'll find God lives there.


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People are funny; They want the Front of the bus,
the Middle of the road, And Back of the church.


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Opportunity may knock once,
But temptation bangs on the front door forever.


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Quit griping about your church;

If it was perfect, you couldn't belong.

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If a church wants a better pastor,
It only needs to pray for the one it has
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God Himself doesn't propose to judge a man until
he is dead. So why should you?


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Some minds are like concrete

Thoroughly mixed up and permanently set.

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Peace starts with a smile.


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I don't know why some people change churches;
What difference does it make
which one you stay home from?


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A lot of church members singing 'Standing on the Promises'
Are just sitting on the premises.


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Be ye fishers of men. You catch 'em - He'll clean 'em.


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Coincidence is when God chooses to remain anonymous.


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Don't put a question mark where God put a period.


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Forbidden fruits create many jams.


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God doesn't call the qualified, He qualifies the called.


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God grades on the cross, not the curve.


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God loves everyone,
But probably prefers 'fruits of the spirit' over
'religious nuts!'


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God promises a safe landing, not a calm passage.


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He who angers you, controls you!


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If God is your Co-pilot, swap seats!


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Prayer:
Don't give God instructions, just report for duty!


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The task ahead of us is never as
great as the Power behind us.


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The Will of God never takes you to where the
Grace of God will not protect
you.


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We don't change the message,
The message changes us.



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You can tell how big a person is
By what it takes to discourage him.


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The best mathematical equation I have ever seen:
1 cross + 3 nails = 4 given.


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If this blessed you in a profound way today,
Share it with a few friends to bless them!
I bet someone else will LOVE it too.
There is no greater treasure than a good friend!


Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass.
It's about learning to dance in the rain.

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