Thou shalt have as many gods as you want (as long as none are before us, especially Jesus Christ.)
Thou shalt make unto thee many graven images, since it would not be politically correct to say there is only one way to heaven, and that you must repent of your sins.
Take the name of the LORD your God in vain. He's not listening.
Profane the sabbath; get to work.
We are thy father and mother. Your parents have no rights.
Thou shalt not kill, unless it is the unborn.
Commit adultery. It's fun!
Thou shalt not steal (from us, but we can steal from you.)
Thou shalt not lie to us, but we can lie to you (anything to get your vote and money.)
Give all you have to thy neighbors is Mexico or we'll give it to them for you.
Thou shalt make unto thee many graven images, since it would not be politically correct to say there is only one way to heaven, and that you must repent of your sins.
Take the name of the LORD your God in vain. He's not listening.
Profane the sabbath; get to work.
We are thy father and mother. Your parents have no rights.
Thou shalt not kill, unless it is the unborn.
Commit adultery. It's fun!
Thou shalt not steal (from us, but we can steal from you.)
Thou shalt not lie to us, but we can lie to you (anything to get your vote and money.)
Give all you have to thy neighbors is Mexico or we'll give it to them for you.
No comments:
Post a Comment